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Follow the misadventures of the Nowhere Wolf as he butchers the English language in this humorous, online, single-panel cartoon. If you want him for your site, publication etc, just get in touch. Enjoy!
No. 53 - "It was the Nowhere Wolf's birthday and he was delighted to get so many curds": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 52 - "The Nowhere Wolf thought the bus fire was too much": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 51 - "The Nowhere Wolf had piddled all the way upstream": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 1:56 AM
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No. 50 - "The Nowhere Wolf enjoyed the sax, but all the blowing left him out of breath": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 49 - "Always considerate of the ladies, the Nowhere Wolf thought of himself as a good lever": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 48 - "The Nowhere Wolf wasn't easily startled, but this was a shack": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 1:23 AM
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No. 47 - "A keen observer of nature, the Nowhere Wolf loved watching the birds roast": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 46 - "This was a tough steak but the Nowhere Wolf thought his mullet would help": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 45 - "The Nowhere Wolf tried to face the firing squad with some dignity": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 10:18 PM
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No. 44 - "The Nowhere Wolf was flexible, but the cow was particularly bandy": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 6:40 PM
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No. 43 - "The Nowhere Wolf had been trying to solve the moth problem for some time": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 42 - "Although not particulalrly religious, the Nowhere Wolf thought it importatnt to find time in his day to prey": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 5:12 PM
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No. 41 - "It was a bright summer's day. The cow was basking and the Nowhere Wolf was sinning himself.": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 5:04 PM
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No. 40 - "The bank hoist had failed miserably": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 5:04 PM
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No. 39 - "The Nowhere Wolf didn't consider himself a survivalist but his forearm collection was quite formidable": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 5:20 PM
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No. 37 - "The Nowhere Wolf had been brainwashed by a strange colt": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 6:01 PM
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No. 36 - "The Nowhere Wolf was lonely, but the robber doll was no substitute for the real thing": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 35 - "The Nowhere Wolf had tried to kick the habit but he just couldn't stay off the crock": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 34 - "The Nowhere Wolf had finally rid himself of his fleas, but the etching still bothered him": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 32 - "It wasn't so much an argument as an unbalanced runt, thought the Nowhere Wolf": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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No. 31 - "The Nowhere Wolf enjoyed trying new foods but the piste was just too fishy": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 5:26 PM
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No. 29 - "All of the Nowhere Wolf's friends were happy, but the horses were particularly full of glue": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements online cartoon is written, conceived and performed by Paul Bowers, freelance illustrator and designer. It has been worked on (on and off) for about 8 years, but only went live on April 10, 2006.
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How is the Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements created? I use Macromedia Freehand to create the line drawings and text. Most of the rendering is done with this package also. The great thing is it allows for infinite scaling with no distortion as it's all vector based. It's then ported to Adobe Photoshop as an eps file to be converted to different file formats. Of course it's all sketched out first, the old fashioned way with pen and paper, and once I'm happy with it, I'll assume the position in front of my PC.
