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Follow the misadventures of the Nowhere Wolf as he butchers the English language in this humorous, online, single-panel cartoon. If you want him for your site, publication etc, just get in touch. Enjoy!
No. 70 - "The moose hole suggested that the Nowhere Wolf had a pest problem": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 10:38 PM
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No. 69 - "The cow was talking about marrying his fiance, but the cost of the wadding was putting him off": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 11:56 PM
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No. 68 - "Not easily fooled, the Nowhere Wolf realised it was a can": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 8:18 PM
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No. 67 - "The Nowhere Wolf had noticed the forest had become overrun by wild monks": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 7:33 PM
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No. 66 - "The Nowhere Wolf couldn't find shelter from the rain and was getting saggy": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 9:42 PM
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No. 65 - "The Nowhere Wolf could tell the cow was upset because he looked so glam": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 11:04 PM
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No. 64 - "The Nowhere Wolf decided he would buy new furniture as sitting on the old coach was getting uncomfortable": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 5:22 PM
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No. 63 - "Being a ham radio enthusiast, the Nowhere Wolf was used to complicated gadgets, but his new toner left him blue in the face": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 8:59 PM
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No. 62 - "The cost of living was increasing. The price of gas was rising and the nearest pimp was too expensive": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 6:55 PM
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No. 61 - "The Hell's Angels were in town and the Nowhere Wolf thought the bakers were going to cause trouble": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 6:39 PM
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No. 60 - "The Nowhere Wolf had been told as a young pup to shout for the stars": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 1:30 AM
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No. 59 - "Trying to hone his music skills, the Nowhere Wolf had been blowing on the pope for hours": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 2:11 AM
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posted by Paris at 10:13 PM
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No. 57 - "Joining the street-gang had changed the Nowhere Wolf for the worse. He was now threatening to pop a cup in the cow's ass": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 1:00 AM
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No. 56 - "The Nowhere Wolf didn't mind spiders but big bags creeped him out": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 8:22 PM
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No. 55 - "The Nowhere Wolf had drunk too much, and now he needed to pass like a racehorse": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 2:59 AM
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No. 54 - "The party had only just begun, but the Nowhere Wolf was already on his third bear": The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements - an online, single-panel cartoon.
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posted by Paris at 1:28 AM
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The Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements online cartoon is written, conceived and performed by Paul Bowers, freelance illustrator and designer. It has been worked on (on and off) for about 8 years, but only went live on April 10, 2006.
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How is the Nowhere Wolf's Vowel Movements created? I use Macromedia Freehand to create the line drawings and text. Most of the rendering is done with this package also. The great thing is it allows for infinite scaling with no distortion as it's all vector based. It's then ported to Adobe Photoshop as an eps file to be converted to different file formats. Of course it's all sketched out first, the old fashioned way with pen and paper, and once I'm happy with it, I'll assume the position in front of my PC.
